36 Questions for which I, as a man, am uniquely qualified to answer

here’s a 31 questions (that claim to be 36 questions) women apparently want to ask men, with my “answers”. But, you know me by now, I don’t care about the answer half as much as I care about the question.

Questions from a Student

If I say, for example, that I am actually a Minion (from Despicable Me) and that Kevin the Minion is based on me, you’d have little compelling evidence to contradict me, but that isn’t how knowledge works.

Observations from Having Manual Labouring Jobs and Meeting Chicks

Recently I have jumped around a few manual labouring jobs and had interviews and I'm starting to get confused about the etiquette of the hand-shake. I've also met girls at pubs, because that is what you do when you're single and have nothing to wake up early for. Neither of my related observations are worthy…