Funnies

The difference between risk and hazard is that there's no gamble if there's no hazard.Languages I can count to 10 inEnglishone, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.ThaiNeung, soeng, sahm, see, hah, hok, jet, baet, gao, sip.FrenchUne, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix.SexUh, ooh, ah, ah, ... ah, uhn, yeah,…

Women Aren’t Funny?

It is always fun to disagree with Christopher Hitchens. And from what I know about him, he won’t mind at all that I have the audacity to disagree with him even though he’s dead; he won’t mind anything much at all. But he did once write an article called “Why Women Aren’t Funny”, which skips…

Why No Funnies?

“Why no funnies?” asked no one who reads my blog. Although, it is a good question. I do think I’m funny. So why am I not funny on this blog? One of the answers is structure. I am not a joke-telling kind of funny; I am a conversational kind of funny: banter. Not the my-friends-accuse-me-of-being-sexually-inappropriate…

I Enjoy a Bacon Sandwich

Is bacon God's way of saying sorry for cancer?